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What is that?

Hi, you haven't paid your rent in 30 days, and if you don't pay it today, I'm going to have to evict you.

This is your eviction notice.

Evict me? You can't evict me. I have your money, it's just that it hasn't gone as planned.

My gigs keep getting cancelled, and you know, I think I have this really big concert coming up