Homewrecker pov: βοήθησέ με με τις selfies μου

Oh no, I didn't get into the pool. It's too cold. It's so windy. I know, but the sun is good.

Oh, you came here to help me with the selfies.

I think I'm gonna go for a little swim.

I'm not sure if this is really natural for me, like, being nude and stuff.

I hope it's not disrespectful or anything.